That guy… October 7, 2009

Do you have a TMI Fed Ex guy? Ya know, the one who comes in and you’re afraid to ask how they are because they’re going to reel you into a conversation that you didn’t want to be apart of… (oh haaai run on sentence!) well I have that guy. I now know he used to be an EMT and his boss made him touch a dead guy. Or that he wants to be a teacher but doesn’t have enough schooling/experience. I also know that he was recently turned down for a teaching job due to lack of experience. How about the time directly after asking the polite how-are-you question his response was “not great, I drank an entire bottle of Jager last night”. Awesome thanks for the info…

Wait, let’s not forget about the I’m-too-sexy-for-my-shirt UPS guy. He walks in here like he is gods gift to women and any woman in his presence should fall at his feet with admiration and lust. Yep, I have him too. Lucky me.

Who’s your “that guy”?

Greetings! September 16, 2009

Some days just suck, and today was one of them. I have no work to do and have to fake it when boss man is hovering over my shoulder. Thankfully he wasn’t around most the day and I took a late lunch to help make the day go by faster. I can’t wait to go part time next week, maybe he’ll realize how much I’m needed? Doubt it. He’ll just be excited to not have to pay me full time wages…. Anyway, Im so happy to be off work finally!

In other news I was very excited to launch my 101 blog on Monday. I’m also happy I’ve inspired someone else to start a list.

Runs off to cross off that goal.

Okay I’m back, miss me? Two down ninety-nine to go. Whew.

Did I mention how effing twitterpated I am to start school next week?! Well I am.

More later….